Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Top Ten Details Of The New NFL Agreement

10. Pay increase of $1.75 an hour

9. Fox Sports must get rid of annoying dancing robot

8. Vibratin' shoulder pads

7. No more replays, players must re-enact plays in slow motion

6. Ties now decided by Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez

5. Instead of quarters, games will be played in fifths

4. Rookies get paid in mouth guards

3. Winning Super Bowl team gets to party in Commissioner Goodell's grotto

2. Quarterback and centers can now legally marry

1. Brett Favre must stay retired

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